So this chick I work with. She thinks she can say whatever she wants to people, no matter how mean or rude, because she isn't from here. Seriously, she tols another coworker she was really fat (she isn't) then laughed and said Oh I sorry, its because I'm thai! No its because you're a tactless whore. Any way- way back around Mother's Day I mentioned I was going out and she said "Why? You don't have children, you should stay home." And I let it go. I don't care for her anyways it wasn't worth it. Then Father's Day. This time it was are you going out, oh never mind you don't have kids! Thats just useless for you huh? And again, I let it go. So we're sitting around the office other day and this is the conversation that took place:
DSW*: When did you get married?
Me: 2002. In September.
DSW: Oh me too! But November. But I guess I win!
Me (kinda knowing what she means but asking anyways): What do you mean?
DSW: Well I have a baby and we all know you can't have babies.
Me: What the fuck did you just say to me?
DSW: Um, nothing?
Me: You need to clock out and go home.
Oh my I was so hot. Then like 20 minutes later she comes back in and kept trying to rub my shoulders. The nerve of some fucking people. Maybe i'm just sensitve? But there were other people in the room and they couldn't believe she would say something like that. My god, I don't blurt out about how we all know she cheats on her husband all the time and that she's ugly slut. You know, because I'm a classy fucking bitch. So I tell my boss about it, more in a can you freaking believe that way, not so much tattling. But my boss thought it merited a counseling session and a note in her file. Take that you foul uttering beast! I wins and I felt kinda ok with that. Also they are moving her to the midnight shift until she can act right and keep her effing mouth shut.
*DSW - Dick Stuffed Whore
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